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Once upon a time a donkey was ambling along, minding his own business,

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when he bumped into a wolf.

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‘Ah,’ said the donkey,

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‘How nice to run into you.

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Where are you going?’

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<v Paragraph>‘To work.’

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<v Paragraph>‘Oh yes? Er, what is your job?’

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<v Paragraph>‘I’m a butcher. See my knives?’

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The wolf showed his long, sharp teeth.

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<v Paragraph>‘I see,’ said the donkey.

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‘Ahem. How are you today?’

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<v Paragraph>‘Hungry,’ said the wolf.

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‘And you?’

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<v Paragraph>‘Er, well,’ said the donkey, ‘there’s something in my foot.

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It’s very sharp.

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If someone were to, for example, eat me,

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the sharp thing would stick right into the roof of their mouth.’

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<v Paragraph>‘Oh dear,’ said the wolf.

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‘Let’s have a look.’

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He went round behind the donkey: ‘Which foot?’

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<v Paragraph>‘This one.’ The donkey lifted it up.

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The wolf examined the foot

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— BAM!

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The donkey knocked out the wolf’s teeth.

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As he laid there the wolf said,

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‘What was I thinking? I should have minded my own business.

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I’m a butcher, not a doctor!’